Ha! I'll bet those assholes at MENSA are totally rethinking that rejection letter now. And if it did remain visible, that meant his Kryptonite could quite literally be cheese! Which led me to spend quite a bit of my afternoon thinking about whether or not you could see his poop moving through his intestines. One thing I found interesting was that until his body absorbed food, it remained visible. He tested it out on a cat, and it sorta worked.
So, Griffin (that's the Invisible Man's name) discovers a magic not magic formula that allows his molecules to have fewer surfaces for light to refract off, and if he combines that with electrocuting not electrocuting himself with some sort of a radio wave contraption, he will become invisible. Mother Nature will not bend to your nefarious whims! Turn on the Weather Channel next time, moron. As every Mad Scientist will tell you, you've got to plan ahead. Really, dude? Really? Winter is not kind to naked folks. his end? Well, I'm guessing his dick & balls hadn't permanently retreated into his body before he became the World's Meanest Nudist. Although, if I had to point out one major difference between his beginning vs. He was a world class douchebag long before embarking on his experiment to become see-through. When I first started reading, I assumed that The Invisible Man would be about a guy who was slowly driven mad by this unusual condition. Read # 2 again before you correct my review. But Wells seemed to think his fellow countrymen would be a bit too inept to toss a sheet over this shivering bastard and punch him in the throat.ġ) There may be spoilers for this 100+ year old book in the review.Ģ) Only comment if you have a WORKING sense of humor.ģ) Seriously. To be quite honest, I expected a bit more from the people who fended off the Nazis for years. 3) Seriously This is the story of how one angry, naked, sneezing albino managed to terrorize the English countryside. 2) Only comment if you have a WORKING sense of humor. Instead? This: Attention: 1) There may be spoilers for this 100+ year old book in the review.
But Wells seemed to think his fellow countrymen would be a bit too inept to toss a sheet over this shivering bastard and punch him in the throat. This is the story of how one angry, naked, sneezing albino managed to terrorize the English countryside.